Sunday, March 28, 2010

Keeping It Simple

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." Author unknown.

I like to be quite polished. It's not comfortable to be wanting for anything. However, it's a good feeling to simplify my life. The less I need to worry about, the better I will feel and the more time I can spend pampering myself and those I care for. 
So, I decided against having nail gel applied. My own nails are fine as they are. 
Why bother having a spray tan when your own skin is beautifully alabaster in color? Why color your hair when it is already a beautiful color? Just use your own attributes to their fullest and you'll have more time to relax.


Fabulous tips for simplifying your glamorous lives:
* have your unwanted body hair permanently removed by laser hair removal so you'll never need worry about it again.
* Buy readily prepared meals for nights at home so you don't have to cook and you won't have to wash any dishes
* Take cabs everywhere rather than having to maintain your own car.
* Hand wash your scanties in the bath/shower after you wear them daily, so you won't have to dedicate time to washing all of them.
* Spend time with other people's pets rather than having a pet of your own to look after.
* Always have a drawer of new hosiery ready to wear, just in case.
* Take your garments to a dry cleaner rather than having to wash and iron them yourself.
* Only have one phone, a cellphone or a home phone. Not both.
* Pre-pay for as many services as you can.
* Don't use credit or borrow money if you can help it.
* Keep all prescriptions with your local trusted pharmacist. Then, you'll never miss-place them and they will always be in stock of what you need. Best of all, they will keep note of how much you spend on pharmaceuticals annually.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Sherbert Birdies




I'm looking forward to my full-day photoshoot with this fantastic company. Actually, I haven't booked in with them. Yet. I saw this being done in New York City a few years ago and haven't come by anything remotely like it since then.
You can have a picture of yourself in true, beautiful "pin-up" style in practically any pose or scenario you'd like. I've always fancied sitting on the crescent moon, or kneeling on a giant packet of bubblegum.
I am so delighted to have found a company who can capture a bombshell woman in pin-up style. All bombshells, go and get yourself pin-up'd!!
This is their site... View it and love it!






Kitty x

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Nothing Unimportant







The Plaza is the only New York City hotel to be designated as National Historic Landmark. It opened it's doors in 1907 and was described as the greatest hotel in the world. It was so well known that Earnest Hemingway advised F. Scott Fitgerald to give his liver to Princeton and his heart to The Plaza.

This landmark hotel is opposite Central Park, is frequented by royalty, politicians, celebrities and sportstars. You will find no less than 1,650 crystal chandeliers within this hotel and you can have your own butler for 24 hours of service a day.
The Plaza's first film debut was in Alfred Hitchcock's 1959 "North By Northwest". Before then, movies were filmed entirely in Hollywood soundstages but very rarely on location. Since then, it has appeared in many films, including: Funny Girl, The Great Gatsby, The Way We Were, Cotton Club and Barefoot In The Park.
This is the hotel in which the cartoon Eloise lives and weather you live in this hotel or just stay in this hotel, you are guaranteed to have a glamorous "bombshell" stay.
As it was said, "Nothing unimportant ever happens at The Plaza."

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Madonna Of Madrid







I'm going to start this post by stating that I'll always be younger and taller than Penelope Cruz.
Penelope Cruz Sanchez is the 'spanish enchantress'. She was born in Madrid, Spain and is the oldest of three children and remains a Spanish citizen. She's an actress who started out by training in Spain as a ballerina.
As an actress she won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 2009. She has said, "The most difficult thing in the world is to start a career known only for your looks, and then they try to become a serious actress. No one will take you seriously once you are known as the pretty woman."
Being cast as an 18-year old in Bigas Luna's 'Jamon Jamon' (1992), a film which required her to do nudity and sex scenes has, according to Penelope, psychologically scarred her for life.
Penelope claims to have been a vegetarian since 2000, is best friends with Salma Hayek (will do a post on her later) and she also speaks Spanish, French, Italian and of course English.
Something else to love about this Bombshell is she likes to adopt stray cats.

Friday, March 5, 2010

For Love Of Turbans




Never underestimate the allure of a woman in a turban. I've always loved them, since I was in school. I told my best friend how much I loved them while we were trying on wigs at a store one day. She swore to me for years that she wouldn't be seen with me wearing one. She's since come around to the idea. They are so glamorous!
You can find turbans in many different fabrics and colours and different styles too. You can pin brooches to them as well. There's so much you can do with them. Turbans aren't reserved for women fighting cancer or the ladies from Grey Gardens. All great Bombshells wear/wore them.
They look so chic at all kinds of occasions. Best of all, you can always rely on a turban to help you through a bad hair day.

Sleepless



















It's high time to invest in a pair of earplugs, like the ones Holly Golightly has in Breakfast At Tiffanys. I have a dilemma. I'll explain. . .


My relatively new neighbour had her relatively new lover stay over last night for many uninterrupted hours of unbridled passion in the bedroom. The issue is that her bedroom wall is also my bedroom wall. The other issue is the noise which kept me awake during extremely regular intervals between the hours of 12 midnight and 7 in the morning.


We all know that Bombshells need a minimum of 8 hours sleep each night.
Otherwise people must put up with cranky Bombshells or worse!


How could I sleep? How could I complain? What could I do? Do I knock on the wall and embarrass them? Do I call the police and report their night of unbridled passion? Of course I couldn't do any of that.


I did, however, play Burt Bacharach at 7am to block out the sounds of their extacy as I dressed for an over-tired day at work.


I can't think properly. I'm too exhausted. What is a girl to do?

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Glamour



The supermodels of the 1990's were a little too skinny to be classed as buxom, curvaceous bombshells, but they were so devinely glamorous! Tall and leggy, graceful and beautiful. This was before the millenium made girls think they needed to be as thin as a chopstick to be beautiful.

Monday, March 1, 2010

The Bombshell vs The Diva




















Throughout my blog entries I've had many people ask me "what is the difference between a Bombshell and a Diva?" There's a HUGE difference. Below, I'm about to list only a few varieties of differences :


The Bombshell has Natural sex appeal
The Diva has Contrived sex appeal
The Bombshell is Voluptuous
The Diva is Often underweight
The Bombshell has her own style
The Diva Follows fashion
The Bombshell often an actress
The Diva is often a singer
The Bombshell never uses coarse language
The Diva often uses coarse language
The Bombshell loves champagne
The Diva sticks with spirits
The Bombshell eats meals
The Diva doesn't eat regularly
The Bombshell is generous
The Diva is more self-centered
The Bombshell always dresses feminine
The Diva sometimes dresses masculine
The Bombshell has an essentially happy disposition
The Diva has a perpetually moody disposition
The Bombshell supports animal welfare
The Diva supports human welfare
The Bombshell has a psychologist
The Diva needs a psychologist
The Bombshell will take a cab
The Diva will take a limozine
The Bombshell drives a vintage car
The Diva drives a late-model sportscar
The Bombshell wears peep-toe mules
The Diva wears spiky boots
The Bombshell is usually porcelain pale
The Diva is usually super-tanned
The Bombshell will throw an object if she's very upset
The Diva will throw an object for attention
The Bombshell often wears a classic French perfume
The Diva often has a new perfume with her name on the label

I hope this little list has made it a little clearer to you what the huge differences are between the Bombshell and the Diva.

Belle de Mars





Camilla Belle is the bombshell for March. Miss March

Camilla Belle Routh was born in California to a brazillian fashion designer mother. She's a former model, a working actress and a classical pianist with a boy-band member as a boyfriend (although they are rumored to have gone their separate ways recently.) Camilla is also fluent in the portugese language.

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